She's (Eye)baggin' it all

Wahahahahahha this is totally hilarious I'm gonna blog about it. I was conversing with my newbie housemate Janet just before and I was giving her shit like we all normally do about her eyebags. All of us used to go...

Cathy: Woman you need to go do some mask, go decrease those eyebags!
Kanny: You should put teabags on 'em!
Fiona: Aiyoo.. your eyebags are too huge for your age!
Anon: They're bigger than my mom's!
Shaz: Your eyebags are so big, they're bigger than your eyes!


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Winnie: Hey Janet, your eyebags are so big they're enough to make meat buns! (rou pao)

Wahahahaha! And what does Janet say?

Janet: Hey, you can tell how experienced someone is by their eyebags. The bigger the better! So you see, nothing to be unhappy about!

Shaz: Er.. isn't that supposed to be tits or ass?

And all of us roll over laughing again wahahaha!