The Story of Bourbon Coke

I've been down with the fever the past two days so I had to skip work and stay in bed all day long to recover. Last night I got really bored and frustrated lying in bed doing absolutely nothing at all as my head was still aching, so I decided to order bigbadwolf to laze around with me on the couch in the living room downstairs and finish up the korean drama yenyen lent us weeks ago.

Bigbadwolf placed his newly purchased bottle of cola in front of us while munching on his bowl of mee goreng, what a piggo. I on the otherhand had to endure watching him eat all that crap while drinking only water, eating plain porridge and taking my much needed dose of meds.

Half way through the drama while bigbadwolf was sipping on his cola...

Her: Baby? Are you drinking coke?
Him: Yes... drink your water la babe
Her: I could've sworn I smelt bourbon and coke!

Bigbadwolf burst into a big cackle of laughter and I sat up straightaway eyeing the crazy man suspiciously.

Her: Wtf was that?
Him: You got that right. It is bourbon coke!
Her: What?! Bourbon and coke? 'Sif okay.

Him: It is okay. Burp and! Bourbon? Bourbon Burp-and coke, wahahahaha!!

0_o!!!

The sick bugger belched and I wasn't even aware of it, in my face too that sonnuva bbb.. Maggi goreng and coke, tis so evil! I magically rose out of his lap in an instant, inheriting all the superpowers there is in this world and beat the crap outta him with the measly pillow I had in my arms.

Bigbadwolf died in a pool of laughter, buried in the corner of the couch and devilishaz lived happily ever after alone.

The End.

p/s: it really did smell like bourbon and coke, so nasty ;( i'm officially scarred for life.