The Boyfriend's Friends

The boyfriend's friends like to do stupid things to whatever I own whenever they come over. They would do things like take the sliding glass that separates the pink and blue fighting fish away so that my fishies would fight and then I'd give them my attention and get agro at them, draw or write foul languages on my shoe boxes, get drunk and spill the ashtray on my carpet, try to open a bottle of red wine with a knife when they cant find the bottle opener and end up spilling red wine on the ceiling when the cork is pushed into the wine bottle, get drunk and try to fry chicken wings and spill oil all over the kitchen table and floor, and worst of all, they like to play with my toys!

Meet Mr. wooden man, I bought him a few years ago when I was doing art in high school and when art was my favourite thing in the world. The purple barbie? It was from McDonald's kiddie meal when I wanted their "The Dog" collection and they ran out, hence the barbie :P And what becomes of the combination?

It becomes the boyfriend's friends work of art -_-"

And guess what? The guys that like to do all these are all in their twenties or late twenties. Hehehe, time to grow up guys!!! Don't fret mama, its not the house I'm living in now, it was the one James used to rent before. No wonder I stopped having barbeque parties at home now hahaha. The parties are good, but not when you wake up the next morning and your house is trashed as well! Oh well, I still like them all the same, haven't you heard?

When you love a man, you gots ta love his buddies too! Hek hek, no lah, they are an entertaining and nice bunch to have around, I swear! ;)