Alive and kickin'

I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!

Did anyone miss me? Hahaha, not! 'doh. -_-" Yeay, no more exams for now! But next semester starts next week, how crap is that? I guess it'll be fine since I've only got one subject left if all goes well. Now I gotta worry about getting a job to feed my lazy ass. Boo hoo, anybody wants to hire me?

Anyways, for the past few weeks, I've had quite a few embarrassing moments. For starters, I was talking about someone in my sms, and I sent it to the person I was talking about instead of the person I wanted to sms. Thank god I wasn't bitching hey.

Next, I went to this club at the city and I accidentally stepped on this puddle of ice near the bar, slipped and fell on my left butt cheek. Fuck la, I know I got no ass but don't need to rub it in by letting me fall so hard right. Yes yes, I feel my bones! I stood up again in a split second and laughed away the embarrassment. I disappeared after the next second that followed though. :P

Then I received the boyfriend's confirmation letter in the mail regarding his graduation. I was walking while I was reading, and I walked straight into the brick wall outside my house! Man, if you've never done that before, you wouldn't know how dumb it feels.

So happen there had to be a few kids playing just outside my house. Boi did they not spare me any bit of dignity, you shoulda seen how hard they were laughing and pointing at me! 0_o To think I was just laughing discreetly when this waitress who served us dinner the night before turned around too quickly and banged into the wall behind her.

It's karma man :(

I shall not go on any further, how disgraceful sobs! T.T