Good ol Malaysia

I've been stuffing my face in char kuey teow, laksa, asam laksa, claypot chicken rice, roti canai, tandoori chicken, stingray, hokkien noodles, meehun kuey, nasi lemak, maggi mee goreng, curry puff, bak kut teh, pork intestine soup, those old-school steamed bread with kaya and butter, and yummy teh tarik! I eat like a hundred meals a day eversince I got back to malaysia! This is getting horribly crazy!

I.need.to.stop.eating.already.!!!

I can already see the major difference when I tried to put on my skinny jeans. Die biatch! The flabs just never fail to stick out. If only I could cut all my fats and stick 'em all onto my ass cheeks. I'll have one nice perky blackwoman's ass. Awesome, it'll be exactly like the ones in my dream.

Then I scooted off to the hair salon where people say has the best massage and sure enough, it was fantabulous!! The best I've had around yet that's for sure hahaha. I love it! Been doing the usual family time and going round visiting relos. It's so good to be back here! One thing I hate is the heat here, it's so humid and stuffy. Everything else makes up for it though.

I miss my cousies and gurlies in brisbane! How are you gurlies, hope you're all not having too much fun without me or I'll be pissed off! Hah, just kidding! So much dramas since I've left ei aiyee.

Anyhoo, Happy belated birthday to my silly chick cum ex housemate Janet, hopefully you did get drunk on your 21st! If not I'll make it up to you when I come back. :)

Okay, me gotta go back to my fam, catch up with you peeps soon! Cant wait to see all of you back here!

after my hairwash from the salon. I feel like dyeing my hair again.