I've been tagged!

Unfortunately, I've been tagged by Jaclyn! So bare with me guys. Well here's how this works. I dunno who started this but yeah, if someone mentions that you've been tagged on their blog, then you're suppose to finish five of the sentences from a list of "If I could be a...".

At the beginning, I thought that I was suppose to do all of 'em, but half way through I'm like hmm, this isn't right. And yeah, I figured that we could pick a few of them from the list and complete the sentence. :p Oh well, looks like I didn't get to pick my favourites so ignore the boring bits...


If I could be a scientist… I’d invent an intelligence antidote for dumbass people like me so that I don’t need to study for exams anymore. Ooh! And also if I were to “Meet the Fockers” again, I could hold a conversation with my boi’s daddykins and we could talk about ancient chinese history, or those chinese proverbs, and I’d be shooting knowledge out like a machine gun, wahaha, fear me hunny :D

If I could be a musician… I’d like to see me playing the saxaphone and piano, just because I think that the music the sax produces is oh so sexy and piano would be because I didn’t get to finish it.

If I could be a doctor… I wouldn’t have to open wide for the doctors anymore for those embarrassing “female hygiene” tests. DIY tests! Tee hee hee.

If I could be a painter… I’d paint my heart out, pour all my feelings onto my work and people would be able to see how I feel in the inside. I’m so alone, No one understands me, *Paint paint paint* Ok I better stop, I know I sound like some pathetic psycho suicidal person. Haha. Steph don’t tell me to die! Just kidding. Well if I could be a painter I’d like to be able to paint a portrait of Lor Kah Leong …naked. Wahaha! That hongkie actor gives me the tingles.

If I could be a gardener… my neighbours would love me more since our garden’s a heck of a mess, okay I’m exaggerating but at least then I’d be like those pros who can trim their plants into those artistic figures. Heh.

If I could be a chef… I’d cook scrumptious food for my family and my hunny, and I’d be able to present my food in all sorts of unique designs, and tadahh! No such thing as screwing up in the kitchen no more.

If I could be an architect… I’d design my future house the way I want it to be, high ceilings, spacious.. heheh, no no, I don’t want no white picket fences and all that.

If I could be a linguist… That’ll be great because I’d be able to understand what all those greek people are talking about in my workplace, and think about the variety of guys I get to talk to! Ti Amo! Je'taime! Wo ai ni! Saya cinta kamu! Mwah mwah er... heheh, just kidding hunnybun :p

If I could be a psychologist… I’d be expensive because every minute counts when you’re talking to me. And I’d be able to throw a few of those “I understand what you’re going through” and those “Yes, yes, tell me more..” lines at my patients and I’d be considered a pro! Beats boring 'ol accounting where I'd have to be like This is a contingent liability due to its sudden occurence rah rah rah..

If I could be a librarian… I wouldn’t have to spend my money on expensive books anymore because I’ll just bludge at work and read away…

If I could be an athlete… I’d be so toned and trim, I wouldn’t feel so guilty not exercising or going to the gym. And tee hee.. no more love handles. Out you go fatty ones!

If I could be a lawyer… in the criminal department, I’d earn big bucks and have a guilty conscience.

If I could be an innkeeper… I’d keep an eye for all my girlfriends’ boyfriends. And no! I wanna own a hotel, tee hee, Tan Hotel! Sharon Tan, an heiress, who rock’s Paris Hilton’s ass.

If I could be a professor… nah, professor sounds kinda boring. Professor Sharon Tan.. neh, I think I’ll pass.

If I could be a writer… I probably wouldn’t be blogging anymore since I’m like a well known publisher you know, oh shut up you stuck up brat.

...and now guess what? It's my turn to play tag! I tag...

1) Renae

2) Xes and,

3) Gavin!

Now pick five from the list and write away! Aw... don't fret, see, now you get to tag other people too! :P Good Luck!

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